my name is betty im 15 years old i like fast food and kanye west is my role model
“we bout to get twisted you comin or what?”
“nah man, i gotta go hit the books”
*Later that day*
“I wonder why he didn’t want to come with us”
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How To Tell A Girl That Your Fingernail Came Off When You Were Fingering Her
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Zayn Malik of One Direction arrested this moring for illegal possession of marijuana. #confirmed
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